So you know when you are cooking ground beef and you're all like "I wish I could mold this to look like a dog turd"? Well you are in luck cause the folks at Kitchen Art have developed the Ham Dogger which allows you to do just that! All you need to do is take 1/4 pound of beef, place it in the mold, cook it, place that in a hot dog bun, and then kiss your self respect goodbye. Look, its bad enough we eat hot dogs (I mean what the hell is in those things), but to munch on something that looks like it was pulled from the toilet is a new low. Back to the drawing board Kitchen Art.
If you're looking for a meal that will scare small children, you can purchase the Ham Dogger here.
Hugs,
Amber
Yummy yummy yummy, Amber Girly Bird! With your looks, voice and personality I can totally see you as the new Ham Dogger spokesmodel! Imagine! You'll be more popular than Progressive Flo! Remember to mention that a simple turn of the magic dial enables you to slice, dice, and make hundreds of julienne fries in seconds. Come to think of it I've seen this same device advertised on the Doc Johnson website!
ReplyDeleteHave a splendid day up your way, dear Amber!
Wow. That looks horrifically gross. And the name is beyond funny. I will probably be talking about the Ham Dogger randomly to people all day now.
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Hahahah I can't do ground beef anymore. I just can't. Ick!!!!
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Ew....grosssss XDXDXD
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thats what you do when the store is out of hamburger buns and you don't feel like eating an actual hot dog.
ReplyDeleteEw. Just ew.
ReplyDeleteyumm!! lunch in hell is served! hehe
ReplyDeletethat is absolutely disgusting, but thanks for the laugh!
ReplyDeleteI can't believe somebody actually makes this.
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Blech!!
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Hahaa, this is hilarious!x
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from the moment that i say the picture on my dash board i have had a permeant upsetting look on my face. what in the world! this is just beyond wrong, how you found this is beyond me. you know what is in hotdogs and fast food meat around the world, the stuff called "pink stuff". yup that is the name and it is disgusting. it is basically blended up everything and it looks kinda like pink taffy. mmmm meat never tasted soo good. NOT! ill eat my fancy overpriced organic, free range meat any day and not in the shape of a fucked up hotdog! hahaahaha
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cb
No, no, no–NOT OKAY.
ReplyDeleteEwwww!!! Just ewskies!
ReplyDeleteIt really does look like shit in a bun! What the fuck is that? And it's called "the ham dogger"? Are you kidding? Yuck! More like the vomit inducer. This was absolutely disgusting.
I didn't eat hot dogs for three years because Mikey told me that he'd read about one of the factories that were so dirty they found mice every where and saw that some had gotten caught up in the grinders. So pretty much they were Mickey Mouse dogs. It freaked me out. Finally, like a year ago I started eating them up again but I still worry before I take my first bite and try to get the grisly images out of my head so I can 'try' and enjoy the damn thing. This post may have set me back again.
Good Lord, what is this?
ReplyDeleteHaha omg, this looks so gross. I don't know why but gross food always makes me laugh, unless I'm forced to eat it and then someone is going to get it and by it I mean stiletto upside the head.
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um, yeah... that just looks gross.
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