So you know when you are cooking ground beef and you're all like "I wish I could mold this to look like a dog turd"? Well you are in luck cause the folks at Kitchen Art have developed the Ham Dogger which allows you to do just that! All you need to do is take 1/4 pound of beef, place it in the mold, cook it, place that in a hot dog bun, and then kiss your self respect goodbye. Look, its bad enough we eat hot dogs (I mean what the hell is in those things), but to munch on something that looks like it was pulled from the toilet is a new low. Back to the drawing board Kitchen Art.
If you're looking for a meal that will scare small children, you can purchase the Ham Dogger here.